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"Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties."
Jules Renard
"I don't have to take this abuse from you--I've got hundreds of people waiting to abuse me."
Bill Murray (Ghostbusters)
"Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to the garage makes you a car."
Laurence J. Peter
"Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist after he grows up."
Pablo Picasso
"Some of it's magic, some of it's tragic, but I've had a good life along the way."
Jimmy Buffet
"Friend: One who knows all about you and loves you just the same."
Elbert Hubbard
"...I believe that love is the answer, I believe that love will find the way..."
Blessid Union of Souls
"If nobody cares you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments."
Earl Wilson
"It is better to remain silent and thought of a fool, than to open your mouth a remove all doubt."
"You can't have everything. Where would you put it?"
Steven Wright
"All love that not has friendship for its base, Is like a mansion built upon the sand."
Ella Wheeler Wilcox
"There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."
Steven Wright
"My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted."
Steven Wright
"The certain proof that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that no one has bothered to make contact with us."
"Sometimes you're the windshield...sometimes you're the bug!"
Mark Knopfler
"Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason."

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